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AC – Transat Merger negotiations stall on Porn subscriptions

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Transat AT the parent company of Air Transat says negotiations between the two airlines has broken down over Pilots Porn subscriptions.

After numerous complaints were filed about pornographic material in the cockpits of many Air Canada aircraft, Brazzers the parent company of 31 adult websites offered AC pilots Free memberships if they could prove they flew for the countries largest airline.

“We are beyond ecstatic that you love pornography so much, but flight safety should be your number one concern,” Brazzers vice president Samantha Evans wrote in a press release. “Don’t worry, we’re not mad, just a bit disappointed you didn’t reach out to us first to lend a helping hand.”

While Transat and Air Canada have been talking throughout the Covid 19 pandemic it appears Air Transat pilots demand for free porn might be a sticking point.

“Our Pilots worked hard to get that membership and we can’t just toss that achievement over to Transat pilots who didn’t earn it” Captain Palms a A320 skipper said in an interview Saturday. “We have to fly to places like Fort McMurray or Winnipeg those Transat Pilots just go play on beaches actually getting laid” he added.

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